For my final Friday the 13th
Friday, a little on the future of the franchise. With the announcement of the next movie being due for Friday March 13th 2015, there’s a lot of chatter at
the moment about the next movie being found footage, but I can’t see how or why
someone would film Jason killing a bunch of people without getting a machete
through the head.
Do we want a sequel to the
last movie, or the original series? Well, as I said way back at the start of
the month, there’s nothing on screen that explicitly confirms that it’s a
remake:
There’s nothing to say that the flashback at the start
isn’t supposed to be the events of the first movie, slightly altered through
years of retellings as a campfire tale. Jason’s altered appearance? The last
time we saw Jason before this was in the dreamworld at the end of FvJ, who know
how he came back from that and what effect it had on him. Even down to the sack
mask – his hockey mask had gone missing, he went with an alternative until he
found it again.
It would actually be
relatively easy to have a film that functions as a sequel to both. Unless you
refer directly to specific events and just establish the basics, it’s pretty
straightforward. Take the broad strokes approach – it’s worked for James Bond.
What are the essentials for a
Friday the 13th movie? Here’s the key elements:
Jason Voorhees
is a big deformed killer in a hockey mask. He hangs out in the woods by Camp Crystal Lake, an old summer
camp by a big lake and kills teenagers – mainly with a big machete.
That’s it. Fill all that in,
don’t actively contradict any of the last 12 movies and you’re set.
A little thing, but don’t
repeat any past kills. If you have a guy in a wheelchair, don’t hack him in the
face and throw the chair down a staircase. If you want to kill someone in a
sleeping bag, don’t smash it against a tree or string it up over a fire.
Should it be in the snow, as
fans keep demanding? Only if they can do something with it. You need to have
the lake frozen over, you need blood splatter on snow, you need visuals and
deaths that evolve naturally from the winter setting and wouldn’t fit directly
in any other film.
So, what do I want from the
next Friday the 13th film? Jason at Crystal Lake killing teens in
inventive ways. That’ll do.
Oh, and a couple of tiny but
essential things: Ki-Ki-Ki and also Ma-Ma-Ma.
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